Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Viewer Phone Calls

(In my best soap opera announcer's voice) And now..it's time for another episode of "Viewer Phone Calls"......

Caller # 1:

Hi Barbie. I've been watching you for the last few weeks and I had a question. Are you having:
A. Twins
B. Triplets
C. Quadruplets, or
D. One big 20 pound baby?
Please tells us on TV and I'll be watching.

Caller # 2:

Hey Barbie. My sister and I have a bet going on and we need you to settle it. We were wondering how far along you are? I said you are due in April, but my sister said you are due any day now. I told her when you have as many kids as you have, you just get fat alot quicker. I keep trying to tell her that you're going to get much fatter before it's over, but hopefully you won't stay fat after the baby is born. So if you can, please call me back and settle this!

(Can I roll my eyes here?)


Amy said...

Some people can be so rude! Don't let them take away the fun out of having a baby. I have been trying for years to have a baby and if I get pregnant I don't care how much weight I gain. As long as you and your baby is healty, that is what really matters. Having a baby is such a joyous time, don't let the "rude ones" ruin it for you. I think you look absolutely wonderful!

BarbC said...

Barbie -- I think you look great! Don't listen to all these well meaning folks who forget to think before they speak. There is a wonderous unique person growing inside you right now... God is knitting her together... and He already has plans for her life. How "WOW" is that! Barb C.

Tommy, Suzanne, and Mary Peyton said...

oh my gosh. what makes them think they have the right???? you look great. absolutely beautiful. and i know you're sick of hearing this from me, but i am so glad mary peyton knows who you are - maybe she won't fuss about having to watch the news since "missssssssss babie (she doesn't say the r)" is on!!!