(In my best soap opera announcer's voice) And now..it's time for another episode of "Viewer Phone Calls"......
Caller # 1:
Hi Barbie. I've been watching you for the last few weeks and I had a question. Are you having:
C. Quadruplets, or
D. One big 20 pound baby?
Please tells us on TV and I'll be watching.
Caller # 2:
Hey Barbie. My sister and I have a bet going on and we need you to settle it. We were wondering how far along you are? I said you are due in April, but my sister said you are due any day now. I told her when you have as many kids as you have, you just get fat alot quicker. I keep trying to tell her that you're going to get much fatter before it's over, but hopefully you won't stay fat after the baby is born. So if you can, please call me back and settle this!
(Can I roll my eyes here?)